Bill Brasky once ran into Chuck Norris at a bar and offered to buy him a drink, but Chuck being the douche bag he is tried; but failed to round house kick Brasky. Before Norris could make a second attempt Brasky ripped his beard off and used it as a vaginal sponge as he F@*%ed Chuck in his vagina. - the "sponge" does not prevent the transfer of hiv and other stds, remember kids always use a condamn. To Bill Brasky! 

While wandering thru Los Angelas one evening Bill Brasky stumbled (and by stumbled i mean smashed thru a wall) into the Counter Terroriosm Unit's Field Office. Standing before him was Jack Bauer. Bauer believing Brasky to be a terrorist quickley thought of a couse or action; but before he could act Brasky had unplugged Bauers overly dramatic countdown clock, crippling Bauer forever.  To Bill Brasky!